Thursday, May 16, 2013

Stereotypes aren't always right!

Whomever came up with the white men=small penis stereotype just didn't met the right ones.  I have had the pleasure of dating many white men and no I didn't sleep with them BUT they did send some dick pics!! Now I wish I could share them on here but I feel like my blog might just disappear lol. Another thing is for some reason the tallest white men ever decide to talk to me every single guy has been 6'1 and taller. With the tallest being 6'5. I'm barely 5'0 so yeah I was confused on why they like my short ass but then I looked in the mirror and remembered.

The bigger the feet the bigger the dick.

Bye.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

It's been a while

So I just moved in January to another city in the Upper no where of Michigan. I just love this place I guess.

As a reminder this blog is a chronicle of my dating life here in no where Michigan! So let's get to an update.

I didn't end up dating any of the guys I spoke of before but I did end up dating a guy for about a year and a half. It ended I was we hooked up in January. Weird thing is he was dating someone and after we hooked up they stopped dating...Fuck yo happiness Bitch!! (His happiness not hers I felt bad about it because I had no idea but whatever.)

I am so over that whole thing today and have moved on!! Thank you Jesus!!

But I have made the concious decision to exclusively date white men. I'll tell you why. There are no GOOD black men in the U.P. So yes white women I'm coming for your men and if you want to keep them you better marry them, because that is the only way they will be exempt.

Stay tuned for more posts and get ready for my dating adventures closer to the Bridge!! :)