Mithaq

So my boyfriends name is stated above. 

He's from Iraq but has lived in Detroit since he was 7. We've been dating for a while now and I really like him. Not to mention my dude is hella sexy!! 

Anyway it's been a great time so far and I'm excited to see where this goes!

My Middle Eastern Boo

So I met Nemo (fake name) on Plenty of Fish. He has a lot of the qualities that I look for in a man but he moves way too fast. We started talking about a month ago and we haven't met because I've been out of town for work. We talk everyday and its been going very well. I could go on for lines and lines about how I like him and blah blah blah but listen....Dude moves way to fast! First he told me when I get back to town that he was gonna leave his xbox at my apartment my reply was lol. Then he says it's gonna be OUR apartment and I replied ....I wouldn't go that far. Unless your paying bills. Not to the bad part yet.


His next text said, "I'm loving you"
My reply: Huh?


Yeah so I gotta run time for work but I wanted to share and ask for a little advice.

Stereotypes aren't always right!

Whomever came up with the white men=small penis stereotype just didn't met the right ones.  I have had the pleasure of dating many white men and no I didn't sleep with them BUT they did send some dick pics!! Now I wish I could share them on here but I feel like my blog might just disappear lol. Another thing is for some reason the tallest white men ever decide to talk to me every single guy has been 6'1 and taller. With the tallest being 6'5. I'm barely 5'0 so yeah I was confused on why they like my short ass but then I looked in the mirror and remembered.

The bigger the feet the bigger the dick.

Bye.

It's been a while

So I just moved in January to another city in the Upper no where of Michigan. I just love this place I guess.

As a reminder this blog is a chronicle of my dating life here in no where Michigan! So let's get to an update.

I didn't end up dating any of the guys I spoke of before but I did end up dating a guy for about a year and a half. It ended I was we hooked up in January. Weird thing is he was dating someone and after we hooked up they stopped dating...Fuck yo happiness Bitch!! (His happiness not hers I felt bad about it because I had no idea but whatever.)

I am so over that whole thing today and have moved on!! Thank you Jesus!!

But I have made the concious decision to exclusively date white men. I'll tell you why. There are no GOOD black men in the U.P. So yes white women I'm coming for your men and if you want to keep them you better marry them, because that is the only way they will be exempt.

Stay tuned for more posts and get ready for my dating adventures closer to the Bridge!! :)

Much to do about Keith the "Road Boy".....

Now when I met him I liked him. I didn't know why but it was something about him and ever since then I have always had a little thing for him. We didn't see each other a lot over the first month of school so I kinda forgot about him. Until I did a community service project with BESN. We went to the Humane Society to walk dogs. It started off as a fun day just walking dogs with friends. Me and Keith walked off with our dog alone and we held hands and talked it was great. At one point we walked without the dog and talked more it was fun I learned a lot about him and there were so many trails that I didn't have to worry about people seeing us (I wanted it to be secret, nosey folks you know). But he didn't every time I saw someone I would drop his hand and he would get mad, but I like some things to be private I mean it was a new adventure that I didn't need outsiders that I really didn't know to comment on. So after the walk we sat on the bench in front of the Humane Society and talked more until it was time to go. I was under the impression that he was a pretty good guy.

The Point

The point of me starting this blog was to rant about my dating life here in the middle of No Where, Michigan. I'm gonna walk you through the three guys I met while I've been here. The first is Keith, the first time I met him he asked me to be the treasurer for his organization. He is what you call a "Road boy". One of those ride or die for his bro's, Bro's before "hoes" type of niggas. Then there was Snuffalufagus, a HUGE flirt. He likes to where skirts. Finally there is Approved. I've known him for much of my life. He's different from Snuffalufugus and Keith, not the average brother. I think they didn't get whoopin's when they were little boys.

The Introduction....

I came to college in August of 2010 expecting NOTHING absolutely nothing! I expected to come to this school and get an education and that was all. But fate had a different plan for me. My first week here I got invited to so many parties and events. It was a little overwhelming to get all of these emails from people I didn't know inviting me to things, but the scariest part was meeting new people to me it seemed as if everyone had already found a group of friends and I was the outsider. I came here with one friend and to me that was all I needed. Until I met....